achancetoexplore asked: i wish i new the old testament this much!
I wish you did too.
Anonymous asked: This blog is disrespectful.
Yep.
thereisnowherelsetogo asked: are you sarcastically opposing religion?
Are you serious with this question?
I am done with this site. People don’t get satire. I am tired of posting the most atrocious bible verses I can find. Only to have it earnestly reblogged by some bright eyed 15 year old christian girl.
I wanted to mock the practice of cherry picking optimistic uplifting bible verses and throwing them online with a cute photo. It was a joke. Some people got it. I am sorry if you didn’t.
So scroll through this blog. Look at all the awful stuff the Bible condones. That’s my point.
![“There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of a horse.” [New International Version] -Ezekiel 23:20](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkqmnbnrr21qgeswwo1_500.jpg)
“There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of a horse.” [New International Version] -Ezekiel 23:20
”Behold, here is my daughter a maiden, and his concubine; them I will bring out now, and humble ye them, and do with them what seemeth good unto you: but unto this man do not so vile a thing. - Judges 19:24-29
“My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him. I rose up to open to my beloved; and my hands dropped with myrrh, and my fingers with sweet smelling myrrh, upon the handles of the lock. I opened to my beloved; but my beloved had withdrawn himself, and was gone: my soul failed when he spake: I sought him, but I could not find him; I called him, but he gave me no answer.” -Solomon’s Song 5:4
![”And I polluted them in their own gifts, in that they caused to pass through the fire all that openeth the womb [penises], that I might make them desolate, to the end that they might know that I am the Lord.” -Ezekiel 20:26](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lka0b9gRdB1qgeswwo1_1280.jpg)
”And I polluted them in their own gifts, in that they caused to pass through the fire all that openeth the womb [penises], that I might make them desolate, to the end that they might know that I am the Lord.” -Ezekiel 20:26
21 For from within, out of the heart of man, come evil thoughts, sexual immorality, theft, murder, adultery, 22 coveting, wickedness, deceit, sensuality, envy, slander, pride, foolishness. 23 All these evil things come from within, and they defile a person.” Mark 7:21–23
theholyprepuce asked: I try to read my Bible so hard, but I find myself always returning to Ezekiel 23:20 NIV and then committing the sin of Onan. Bless you. Your wonderful site will certainly help with my daily devotions.
Indeed: “There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses”- Ezekiel 23:20 (NIV)
Bless you, may your emissions be bountiful!
”We have a little sister, and she hath no breasts: what shall we do for our sister in the day when she shall be spoken for? If she be a wall, we will build upon her a palace of silver: and if she be a door, we will inclose her with boards of cedar.” -Solomon’s Song 8:8
“Moses said to the Levites, “Today you have consecrated yourselves as priests in the service of the Lord by killing your sons and brothers, so the Lord has given you his blessing.” -Exodus 32:29
”Thus saith the Lord, Behold, I will raise up evil against thee … the child also that is born unto thee shall surely die. … And it came to pass on the seventh day, that the child died. … David said unto his servants, Is the child dead? And they said, He is dead.” -2Samuel 12:11-19
“Then you must tell him that I, the Lord, say, ‘Israel is my first born son. I told you to let my son go, so that he might worship me, but you refused. Now I am going to kill your first-born son.’” Exodus 4:22-23
